Lol. Gotchoo ! Funny not funny.

Maybe I'm making an assumption. Seems to me we're like minutes into this thing... and did you even read the whole first email before clacking all over that link?

I know I said it was kinda optional... but yo... this whole challenge is kinda optional. For real...

  1. If you didn't read the entire first email, repent. Go back and read it. Don't rob yourself of the full experience. We watch everything you don't do too.
  2. If you did read the entire first email and just scrolled back up to the top, cool. Clack here to continue on your journey (to the fresh-person orientation of course).

Either way, let's be clear... you either participate fully or don't participate at all. We don't half-ass life around here.

I'll help you along the way so that the "oh, I'm just human" excuses come up less and less and the "oh, wow! I'm a machine of awesomeness" comes up more and more.

Every word and pixel is slaved over and purposeful. Don't miss them or you'll miss out on a potential you didn't know you had.

Go. Fight. Win.

SETH
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